So Julian can't finist his extension in how many years,
but a turn key Womble dispatcher in under two weeks is "no problem".
Oh, come on, it's as good as finished ... even the domestic authorities acknowledge that fact.
It might need a few repairs by now though!
Granted it's come on a long way since I first saw it, you even have the kitchen in and the walls painted,
but two weeks is all you have to complete a fully automated Womble killing machine,
and don't forget the OLD copper basher himself will be inspecting it, it needs to be up to his standards you know.
Then again maybe it's a good thing, you hastily cobble something together and Jim will spend all weekend stripping it down, redesigning it, fettling every component one by one until it's working "just so",
by that time it'll be Sunday afternoon and I'll be waving goodbye as leave the field in one piece.
So go ahead, do your best, and save my skin for another year.
Then you'll get the blaim for all the starving people that were expecting to feast on the finest quality Womble meat,
this will take the heat off of me, so you'll be the one that gets it next year.
