This cracks me up every time i watch it. Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzSsLiBPX38
Hindric Dorfman to Captain Townes in the flight of the phoenixWhen we started I told you it would take an exceptional pilot to fly this plane the only thing exceptional about you is your stupidity