Ah the Life of Brian. Now you're talking... there are so many classic moments...
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Blessed are the cheesemakers!
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.
The Roman graffiti dialogue......
Centurion: What's this then? "Romanes eunt domus"? "People called Romanes, they go the 'ouse"?
Brian: [terrified] It--it says "Romans go home".
Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on............
Who said Jehovah?
etc, etc, etc
My favourite comedy film by a long way.