I think I did it for O level sylabus and then re-read it 20 odd years later. Good book, most prophetic / apt.
The ear wax thing was semi-serious as well due to 2 weeks of enforced daily swimming.
Now, will I grow into my even more foolish user name, accept it as a pun-ishment?
How do you get enforced daily swimming? Someone throwing you in the river, or what?
I honestly thought your username was an eastern european recycling company.
Get married, have kids, or... have kids and get marred.

and go on holidays. Fun fun fun!
Ta Andrew! Just a fluke, really. What are you, backwards? No not like that...