Is this you knighty? 
no.... but she's obviously looking for me!
she'll fit in with my recent dating history, in the last few years...
dated one for a while, she didn't want to settle down, I do, so we called it off, still mates to text a bit.... started texting more and she'd changed her mind - she text a lot about her little son, I think he's why she didn't want to settle down, text and realised I'm good with kids so thought she'd give it a try.... but I was crazy busy at work, couldn't see her till the weekend after... no problem I thought.
She sent me a sexy pic... then a few more... (nothing too pervy, just sexy), then sent me a short (tame) video..... asked me if I wanted more.... Of course I did! so she sent me another video (dirty one).... asked if I wanted more... hell yes I did!!!..... so she sent me 5 videos in a row of her being shagged by 2 blokes and a fat lass at the same time, each video was a little different... sex swing, sex toys etc. etc. so I ran the hell a way from that.
had to kick one out of my house at 3am, I'd been seeing her for months, she went mental because I moved a 'her' pillow, saying it was disrespectful.... we were 'busy' at the time and I stuck it under my knee because I was getting carpet burn... I'd told her to get dressed I'm giving her a lift home... "no I want a taxi and you're paying for it"... no problem, when the taxi turned up she stormed out of the house slamming the door (had still been ranting and raving at me)... I sat on my sofa shell shocked, no idea what happened there... 5 min later there's a knock at the door it's her saying sorry can she come back in..... NOPE!
the last one I randomly checked her online dating profile (where we met) and she's put on that her and her mate are up for a 3som... I think it's a joke or she's been hacked... but nope that's what she wants.... her mate wants to try online dating but is scared she'll be murdered so they decided a 3som is the way to go so they'll be safe together..... wtf?
and those are just the recent ones :-o
