I've just come in from sneaking round my fiefdom with an air rifle, with a torch stuck to the end of it, trying to shoot rats. (I failed)
Does this make me normal?
Oh, actually, scratch that, I think I know the answer already.........
i just leave the nice plastic pot the rat poison comes in somewhere where they can find it. greed takes care of rest. the greedy little blighters managed to finish off a whole pot full in a couple of days. they didnt come back. don't even bother opening it. they soon work out how to get into it all by themselves.
Can't get proper rat poison any more, gotta have a ticket.
The stuff you can get is twice the price, half as potent, although to be fair, it was fairly effective when I used it. Just too expensive.
Don't like 'em stinking under the caravan, anyway.
I'm going trapping and shooting.
Ordered 10 traps, but they went AWOL, so I'll have to wait for them till next week now.
The one trap I have got, I had the biggest rat I've ever seen on Sunday night, another Monday night, and another Tuesday morning.
Now I making night vision for my Rifle scope.
Thinning them out.......