Garage floor paint?

[Jamesrl]

i looked they are in suffolk thats not local that bleedin' miles away.

It was VERY local when you was round me 'ouse that time.

[Julian]

i looked they are in suffolk thats not local that bleedin' miles away.

It was VERY local when you was round me 'ouse that time.

Between pedantry and trumpet practice, I'm surprised you've got time for anything else!

[Jamesrl]

i looked they are in suffolk thats not local that bleedin' miles away.

It was VERY local when you was round me 'ouse that time.

Between pedantry and trumpet practice, I'm surprised you've got time for anything else!

I'd almost forgotten about me old trumpet, I ain't blowed it for yonks.

In anyway n'anyway it was very local when he wss round me house, no more than a 1000yds from the Ardex factory.

So there, ha ha ha la la la.

[Tony]

We'll have to bring one of these to the BBB...

[knighty]

come home drunk, wife's kicked you out the house, slept on the garage floor and shat yourself in the night ?  hose it off and no-one will know!

you as well?.

not sure if I told this story already on here, but in hospital after falling on my head I was starting to get a bit better and fancied a shower, wasn't really well enough for a proper shower so asked about a disabled one with a seat in... they had one and were happy for me to give it a go

nurse helped me into shower, I'd already thought ahead and figured I'd leave my boxer shorts on and put a fresh/dry pair on afterwards so save flashing my nuts at the nurses

sitting on seat quite happy, nurse went out... then I started to feel a bit funny, then a bit worse... so I pulled the alarm string

next thing I remember is waking up on the floor hyperventilating, about 5 nurses in the shower with me, one holding my head telling me to breath slow... takes me a couple of min to get my bearings, breath slow etc...

I was still on the floor but doing ok so time to get me back to my room... they brought in a wheelchair for me, but it wasn't a proper wheel chair, it was a commode on wheels.... and then the smell hit me, it STINK of shit... no idea why they brought me a smelly chair but was too rough to care

they helped me up and sat me in it

that was when I saw where it's been lying on the floor... I'd shit myself.... and spread it on the wall with my hand like some kind of shit cave painting, it was everywhere

I can't remember any of that, I just hope I stopped before the nurses got there... but maybe I hadn't... I'd had a bag on my right arm to cover the cast on my wrist... and I can't remember seeing that again so a nurse must have taken it off

:-s

[photoman290]

thanks for that...... send it to Jeremy *unt so he can see where the nhs should be spending their money
bet he has private shit cleaners.

[Jamesrl]

I'd have never thought about shitting meself in a shower just to pull a couple of nurses.

Another one of your hilarious bird stories.

[photoman290]

I'd have never thought about shitting meself in a shower just to pull a couple of nurses.

Another one of your hilarious bird stories.

think you would have to do more than just shit yourself to pull anything at your age.

[Julian]

This is a thread about floor paint.

Please tell me you're not suggesting excrement as a possible solution.  Although it must be said half dozen nurses to clean up spills would be an excellent idea.

[knighty]

I'd have never thought about shitting meself in a shower just to pull a couple of nurses.

pah, a couple?  what kind of armature do you think I am ?

there were 5 of them!

(I'm assuming whichever one came when I pulled the string shouted and the rest cam running)

[Jamesrl]

I'd have never thought about shitting meself in a shower just to pull a couple of nurses.

pah, a couple?  what kind of armature do you think I am ?

there were 5 of them!

(I'm assuming whichever one came when I pulled the string shouted and the rest cam running)

She probably called all available staff to have a feckin'good laugh at your tiny little togger and of course the shit clad walls.

Nuffin' like a good laugh to brighten up your day.

[Tony]

tiny little togger

If this thread goes any further off-topic it'll start signalling telemetry data from beyond Saturn.

[Jamesrl]

tiny little togger

If this thread goes any further off-topic it'll start signalling telemetry data from beyond Saturn.

Yeh, what is it about?

[knighty]

She probably called all available staff to have a feckin'good laugh at your tiny little togger and of course the shit clad walls.
Nuffin' like a good laugh to brighten up your day.

still had my boxer shorts on, was going to shower with them on too

when you have tiny little todger like mine you know all the tricks to keep it hidden!

[Julian]

Welcome to the   Mr ¾"  club!