wtf?

[GedsJeep]

went into the local Co-operative today and the conversation went like this....

>>hi love, where are your corn kernels?

our what?

>>corn kernels

what are they?

>>what you make popcorn from?

you dont make popcorn, popcorn just is...

>>no love, you have to make it.... from corn kernels....


no, it just comes in a bag, like this......(shows me popcorn)

>>yes love, but im after the stuff you make it from...


now yer just takin the ****..... im busy yer know...

[kamaangir]

Its probably all the other porkies you have told, like running your car on veg oil, that has given you your reputation hahaha

[Tony]

Once you've got the kernels you have to ask for a bag of "pop gas" to mix them with to make popcorn.

[photoman290]

went into the local Co-operative today and the conversation went like this....

>>hi love, where are your corn kernels?

our what?

>>corn kernels

what are they?

>>what you make popcorn from?

you dont make popcorn, popcorn just is...

>>no love, you have to make it.... from corn kernels....


no, it just comes in a bag, like this......(shows me popcorn)

>>yes love, but im after the stuff you make it from...


now yer just takin the ****..... im busy yer know...

should have pointed out popcorn was made from sweetcorn. that would have really confused them.

[1958steveflying]

You should have just asked for the microwave popcorn then opened it and shown her .