Identification please

[K.H]

Not sure what this is?, spotted it at work earlier, prob endangered (or ought to be!)

[greasemonkey]

A very rare Green Hatted Garden Gnome.
Some say they are only mythical, like Unicorns.
Glad to see you've got a good fence around it.

[Chug]

Who pinched the poor little gnomes fishing rod then?

[Chug]

was it the same person who covered his pond over?

[greasemonkey]

The ones with green hats use telekinesis, to make the fish jump out. Can't you see the intense look of concentration on its face?
It clearly hasn't noticed the pond cover yet though.........

[K.H]

That's one of the problems, this gnome is always playing with his rod

[Tony]

I want one for my garden, do you think they can be trained to operate biodiesel processors?

[K.H]

I want one for my garden, do you think they can be trained to operate biodiesel processors?

I'm very sorry but they only seem to be able to build them, they have an inbuilt fear of using them, strange little critters ain't they

[Head Womble]

It certainly looks strange, but I get the feeling the longer it sits they the more endangered it'll become.

[willbuild]

The ones with green hats use telekinesis, to make the fish jump out. Can't you see the intense look of concentration on its face?
It clearly hasn't noticed the pond cover yet though.........

And he's got his loaf of bread in one hand and a knife in the other

[photoman290]

shoot it, before it breeds.

[nigelb]

shoot it, before it breeds.

Too late for that.

[Rotary-Motion]

nice very nice muhahahaaaa

[Head Womble]

Good to see you posting again Paul.

[Rotary-Motion]

Good to see you posting again Paul.

on real long days at the mo so not much time, I been  here reading bits and bobs im still about