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Offline Rotary-Motion

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My name is Sarah
« on: September 03, 2013, 11:27:42 AM »
hi guys

been chatting to sarah on a dating site (POF) you ever get the feeling something aint quite right?

take a look at the picture below and does anything jump out at you?

Hmmm?

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Offline BANDIT2

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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2013, 12:09:32 PM »
She don't like cleaning much??
Someones already gave her a pearl neckless?
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2013, 12:12:32 PM »
I can't see a problem - she looks 'armless enough.

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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2013, 01:15:42 PM »
Quote from: BANDIT2 on September 03, 2013, 12:09:32 PM
She don't like cleaning much??
Someones already gave her a pearl neckless?

your in the right area bandit! look very closly at the neck! big hands
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2013, 03:50:33 PM »
I'd agree her hand looks big, and her fingers look a bit short, compared with her thumb......?
Her neck looks to have the sort of lines around it that women get after a certain age.

I'd say she is quite short, and strong, looks as though she may have lost a fair bit of weight. Her shoulders are quite narrow.

Providing it is not a post op trannies dating site, I'd be inclined to say well built working woman.
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2013, 04:03:52 PM »
Youre talking about her hands?

All the while im wondering - what hand(S) - where the hell is her left hand?
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2013, 04:09:15 PM »
Quote from: julianf on September 03, 2013, 04:03:52 PM
Youre talking about her hands?

All the while im wondering - what hand(S) - where the hell is her left hand?

Holding the camera, outside the reflection of the mirror. It's her right hand missing,,,,isn't it? She's facing the mirror.
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2013, 04:42:12 PM »
Just looks like a stump to me.

Hip / shoulder ratio is entirely feminine.  I have no concerns for you in that area.


Which reminds me...

I was working at gay-pride in brighton once.  There was a character dressed as LauraCroft from tomb raider. 

I mentioned them to someone i was working with, and his reply -

"Yeah, she was well hot!"

I quizzed him a little further, and then watched his face fall as he eventually got it! ; )
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2013, 05:03:31 PM »
That's my ex-wife!
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2013, 05:04:28 PM »
Quote from: greasemonkey on September 03, 2013, 04:09:15 PM
Quote from: julianf on September 03, 2013, 04:03:52 PM
Youre talking about her hands?

All the while im wondering - what hand(S) - where the hell is her left hand?

Holding the camera, outside the reflection of the mirror. It's her right hand missing,,,,isn't it? She's facing the mirror.

The photo has been taken from a slightly elevated position, whereas "her" hand is around waist height.
Looking at the lights in the door way it may have been taken at christmas.

Oh, and "she" may qualify to be one off Kieth's avatars.

Lets face it Paul, if you have reservations after seeing just one picture maybe "she's" not for you.
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2013, 05:06:28 PM »
Quote from: Oilybloke on September 03, 2013, 05:03:31 PM
That's my ex-wife!

That's my current wife !
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2013, 05:39:51 PM »
Quote from: Keef on September 03, 2013, 05:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oilybloke on September 03, 2013, 05:03:31 PM
That's my ex-wife!

That's my current wife !

Hiding her left hand so you can't see the wedding ring ?
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2013, 05:42:26 PM »
Adams apple?
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2013, 06:11:43 PM »
Tell you what - if you fall in love with her, and live happily ever after, this thread would make an amusing dinner party tale...
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Re: My name is Sarah
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2013, 06:21:55 PM »
I had heard you were not that picky? anything with a pulse i thought  ;D
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