How do you prefer your WOMBLE

[CHUNDER]

Roast Womble on a bap.
Womble strogenogh
Womble cury
Brazed Womble
Marinaded raw Womble
Womble kebab
Womble sausage
Deep fried beadcrumed  Womble
Deep fried baterd Womble
Womble Schnitzle
Dried Womble Jerky strips
Womble soup

As a Womble is similar to a Porcus  the only inedible part will be its sqeek

I was going to offer Womble scatchings but instead I will be taking orders at the BBB for tanned Womble leather products.
The penis skin and the scrotum are spoken For. One for a very small coin purse for myself and the penis skin for a knife pouch for Jamesrl
Although he understands it may only be big enough for a very small penknife even if the skin is stretched by 400%.

[Julian]

Poetic justice ... I can provide some Womble soap for washing up.

[Head Womble]

How do you prefer your WOMBLE......................... ALIVE !!!

What ever Mrs Womble has told you, it's lies I tell you, it's all lies.

[orange vito]

wonder if apple sauce will go with womble on a bap?
Any chance you could send me womble meat some Chunder? Cant make the BBB

[Rotary-Motion]

shaken not stirred miss money penny

[K.H]

Boiled in a large trumpet over a turk burner , that will or wont go out, depending on the result of Julian and Jims discussion

[greasemonkey]

Boiled in a large trumpet over a turk burner , that will or wont go out, depending on the result of Julian and Jims discussion

 

[Jamesrl]

Boiled in a large trumpet over a turk burner , that will or wont go out, depending on the result of Julian and Jims discussion

It'll NEVER go out I tellya, 'cause I know y'know, I could get the turk so hot we could vaporise the friggin' womble.

[CHUNDER]

We would have to skin it first or you wouldn't get the promised knife sheath

[julesandtash]

Womble sausages for Sunday Breakfast

[CHUNDER]

As it happens I'm sad to say I probably not going to be able to get to the BB on Saturday as due to a mix up in fight times my hitman from Germany wont be arriving at
Stanstead till 7pm on Saturday but I am assured by him that he will have the womble ready to cook as soon after his arrival as possible. We are  discussing the benefits
of skinning the womble while it is alive as that is his his preferred method . And I have had to promise him a Womble Schnitzel

[Julian]

I think we're going to need a contingency plan, should the Womble escape or survive, so the committee has formed an IVD group.

The group, headed by Jules, will be in charge of Improvised Vegoil Devices targeted at the Womble mobile.

If you are interested in designing IVDs please PM Jules, don't post on here ... we don't want Womble knowing too much.

PS Womble's trying to bribe me with 60 ltrs of oil, but I won't talk for any amount of oil.

[Jamesrl]

PS Womble's trying to bribe me with 60 ltrs of oil, but I won't talk for any amount of oil.

60ltr? is that all, bleeding tight wad.

I'd have taken it but had me fingers crossed behind me back, apart form that I tell lies.

[K.H]

Hes trying to tempt me with a pump 
Anyway i thought the answer was obvious
Q   How do you prefer your Womble
A   Extinct

[CHUNDER]

I have been told I was remiss and forgot to offer

Womble in black bean source served sizzling on a cast iron platter