This is a true story- many yrs ago I got myself a new s/h motor, Cortina mk2 1300 estate. Being of an age when cars didn't all have fag lighters or radios and I liked a fag and the Stranglers on tape were beckining.
Fitted a radio/cassete-no problems there,then popped down to the local motor factors for a fag lighter,the type that had a surround that lit up at night,no cheap non-illuminateing tat was going in my pussy wagon, no sir, only the best- '£1.29 mate' sez the purveyer of quality motor parts and I eagerly handed over the cash and rushed home as fast as a pre cross flow 1300 ford could,to fit it.
Wired it up and... oh, hang on , I digress a bit..
Remember those doc martin boots that went half way up your calf and took 10 mins to lace up? you do? good, I'll carry on then..
Right, where was I? .....Oh yes, ok.. all wired up, lights on and success! the green ring lit up and went off when the lights went off.
I then rolled a fat one and pressed the lighter in and waited.........
and waited.......
and waited...... until...
smoke!! and lots of it!!! and still it hadn't popped!!!
So I pulls it and its stuck so I pulls it harder and out she comes , I look at the electric cooker ring thing and note that it is white hot just before it drops off and goes down the inside of the aforementioned doc martin boot. The pain was instant and very intense causeing me to leap up out of the drivers seat smashing the radio/cassete and In my panic to undo the 15 foot long laces on the docs , I 'pulled' the bow and was left with a knot so small and tight that sissors were the only option

It melted that far into the flesh of my ankle the doc had to cut it out.. along with a piece of my nylon sock.