I've been looking at wrap prices. Looks like a reasonable option against a full respray, and a lot quicker and less hassle.
There is the advantage that if you come to sell, at least on a nnew vehicle, you can just pull it off, and have like new paint underneath. Well worth the money.
Doing panels yourself looks reasonable, plenty on Ebay.
Can you bulldoze the dead car up your drive?
Just get a solid bar, mount it at the back of the dead one, and to the front of the live one. Make sure it's well mounted though. Dont want it popping out and going through something important.