Less is more

[Tony]

It's hard not to admire the direct nature of this website.

https://isitchristmas.com/

[Jamesrl]

A bit brutal innit.

[Julian]

How on earth did you find that?

[Rotary-Motion]

quite right - its just another day I will not panick buy 24 loafs of bread

 

[julianf]

    var setHeartbeat = function() {
      clearTimeout(heartbeat);
      heartbeat = setTimeout(function() {
        log.debug("heartbeat: beating");
        emit("heartbeat", myHeart());
      }, parseInt(user.live.heartbeat_interval));

      death = setTimeout(function() {
        log.life("= Died from lack of heartbeat ")
        socket.close();
      }, parseInt(user.live.death_interval));
    };

    on("heartbeat", function(data) {
      if (suicide) return; // let death take me

      clearTimeout(death); // death averted
      log.debug("heartbeat: returned, death averted");

      setHeartbeat();
    });

[Jmg]

quite right - its just another day I will not panick buy 24 loafs of bread

 

Why not everyone else does, might as well join in :p

Never understood why single folk and small families feel the need to suddenly buy more milk than the 9 of us in this house go through in a week, perhaps they're hibernating.

[greasemonkey]

    var setHeartbeat = function() {
      clearTimeout(heartbeat);
      heartbeat = setTimeout(function() {
        log.debug("heartbeat: beating");
        emit("heartbeat", myHeart());
      }, parseInt(user.live.heartbeat_interval));

      death = setTimeout(function() {
        log.life("= Died from lack of heartbeat ")
        socket.close();
      }, parseInt(user.live.death_interval));
    };

    on("heartbeat", function(data) {
      if (suicide) return; // let death take me

      clearTimeout(death); // death averted
      log.debug("heartbeat: returned, death averted");

      setHeartbeat();
    });

I'm a bit worried, I think the other Julian might have tried coding his 3D printer with this. Bless him.

[nigelb]

quite right - its just another day I will not panick buy 24 loafs of bread

 

...but dont you know there's a famine coming.....and the shops are shut for a day.

[therecklessengineer]

Interesting. Also does geolocation. I'm getting a message in Chinese (IP puts me in Hong Kong currently)

[julianf]

...and adjusts the time accordingly, with UTC as a backup.

Someone had some time to kill! ; )

[greasemonkey]

What does geo location, and sets the time? I'm all of a cuffudle now. All I see is a big NO in the middle of the screen.

[Rotary-Motion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNd2I85Qbo