Happiness is...

[Tony]

...going on a long weekend trip, and popping into a pub on the way back to collect more oil than used on the trip

[1958steveflying]

Spending the day at a racing circuit in my PETROL Clio 172 99+ octane and octane booster on top of that too.........

[julesandtash]

...going on a long weekend trip, and popping into a pub on the way back to collect more oil than used on the trip

That's good news - collecting more on a trip than you burn is always a nice feeling

I had a happy moment the other night.
Went to the fish and chip shop for my monthly collection - just over 200 litres of rock solid palm oil.
I took my wife and daughter with me as it was dinner time.
I order large cod and chips for me, two battered sausages and large chips for Tash and a single sausage with normal chips for Alicia

At their menu prices, that was nearly £15. The price the lady in the shop asked me for . . .  £6.80 

That makes paying for palm oil much less of a bitter pill.

Further happiness tonight was the best part of an hour in a very hot bath, heated by that palm oil (and with a couple of cans of cider for company)

[K.H]

A good dump

[Tony]

Sounds heavenly Jules

[Julian]

A good dump

If there's even a remote possibility of reducing things to base level (or below), you'll find it!

[Head Womble]

A good dump

If there's even a remote possibility of reducing things to base level (or below), you'll find it!

But he does make a good point.

[Julian]

A good dump

If there's even a remote possibility of reducing things to base level (or below), you'll find it!

But he does make a good point.

Not quite sure how to take that remark ... if it's literal, I think you're sharing way more information than is necessary!

[K.H]

A good dump

If there's even a remote possibility of reducing things to base level (or below), you'll find it!

But he does make a good point.

Not quite sure how to take that remark ... if it's literal, I think you're sharing way more information than is necessary!

Now that is funny, you feeling all right?

[Head Womble]

A good dump

If there's even a remote possibility of reducing things to base level (or below), you'll find it!

But he does make a good point.

Not quite sure how to take that remark ... if it's literal, I think you're sharing way more information than is necessary!

Now that is funny, you feeling all right?

There's a reason why they are tapered to a point, if they're not things shut with a bang.

[jkis]

having a leek in your pants, others might see the wet spot and smell it, only you can feel the warmth.

i asked an old mate what his version was.
he explained that taking a pee at 6 in the morning with a good flow and to be able to empty his bladder at 80 years of age was just divine.

but to have a bowl movement at 6.30 am, with a complete emptying of the bowls, tops of the pee.

the said part is he dosen't get out of bed until 7am.
cheers stuart

[RichardP]

A good dump

There should be a 'Like' button for posts like these.

[Tony]

This thread went a little downhill from when I last looked 

[Jmg]

Back on topic (for a minute or 2 anyway)
Happiness is a 500litre stockpile, and enough runny veg left over to see me through til the sun comes back out (probably)

[Jamesrl]

This thread went a little downhill from when I last looked 

Surely you mean "This thread is going down the pan."