I have an old laptop with a serial port. It's got a knackered hard drive, but will boot from USB. There's a also a load of crud stuck in the fan, so it's pretty noisy when it's running. The battery, unsurprisingly, is knackered although it'll manage about 1/2 an hour.
Yours for the postage if you want it, although I'm unlikely to be able to get to the post office until next week.