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Title: wtf?
Post by: GedsJeep on April 07, 2015, 12:10:26 AM
went into the local Co-operative today and the conversation went like this....

>>hi love, where are your corn kernels?

our what?

>>corn kernels

what are they?

>>what you make popcorn from?

you dont make popcorn, popcorn just is...

>>no love, you have to make it.... from corn kernels....


no, it just comes in a bag, like this......(shows me popcorn)

>>yes love, but im after the stuff you make it from...


now yer just takin the ****..... im busy yer know...
Title: Re: wtf?
Post by: kamaangir on April 07, 2015, 12:19:50 AM
Its probably all the other porkies you have told, like running your car on veg oil, that has given you your reputation hahaha


Title: Re: wtf?
Post by: Tony on April 07, 2015, 10:37:14 AM
Once you've got the kernels you have to ask for a bag of "pop gas" to mix them with to make popcorn. ;)
Title: Re: wtf?
Post by: photoman290 on April 07, 2015, 12:49:22 PM
went into the local Co-operative today and the conversation went like this....

>>hi love, where are your corn kernels?

our what?

>>corn kernels

what are they?

>>what you make popcorn from?

you dont make popcorn, popcorn just is...

>>no love, you have to make it.... from corn kernels....


no, it just comes in a bag, like this......(shows me popcorn)

>>yes love, but im after the stuff you make it from...


now yer just takin the ****..... im busy yer know...

should have pointed out popcorn was made from sweetcorn. that would have really confused them.
Title: Re: wtf?
Post by: 1958steveflying on April 11, 2015, 02:27:39 PM
You should have just asked for the microwave popcorn then opened it and shown her .