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Title: Less is more
Post by: Tony on December 13, 2013, 12:00:29 AM

It's hard not to admire the direct nature of this website.

https://isitchristmas.com/

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: Jamesrl on December 13, 2013, 12:11:36 AM

A bit brutal innit.

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: Julian on December 13, 2013, 12:34:34 AM

How on earth did you find that?

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: Rotary-Motion on December 13, 2013, 05:18:19 AM

quite right - its just another day I will not panick buy 24 loafs of bread

 ;)

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: julianf on December 13, 2013, 07:19:38 AM

Quote

    var setHeartbeat = function() {
      clearTimeout(heartbeat);
      heartbeat = setTimeout(function() {
        log.debug("heartbeat: beating");
        emit("heartbeat", myHeart());
      }, parseInt(user.live.heartbeat_interval));

      death = setTimeout(function() {
        log.life("= Died from lack of heartbeat :(")
        socket.close();
      }, parseInt(user.live.death_interval));
    };

    on("heartbeat", function(data) {
      if (suicide) return; // let death take me

      clearTimeout(death); // death averted
      log.debug("heartbeat: returned, death averted");

      setHeartbeat();
    });

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: Jmg on December 13, 2013, 07:40:17 AM

Quote from: Léon The Professional on December 13, 2013, 05:18:19 AM

quite right - its just another day I will not panick buy 24 loafs of bread

 ;)

Why not everyone else does, might as well join in :p

Never understood why single folk and small families feel the need to suddenly buy more milk than the 9 of us in this house go through in a week, perhaps they're hibernating.

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: greasemonkey on December 13, 2013, 12:55:09 PM

Quote from: julianf on December 13, 2013, 07:19:38 AM

Quote

    var setHeartbeat = function() {
      clearTimeout(heartbeat);
      heartbeat = setTimeout(function() {
        log.debug("heartbeat: beating");
        emit("heartbeat", myHeart());
      }, parseInt(user.live.heartbeat_interval));

      death = setTimeout(function() {
        log.life("= Died from lack of heartbeat :(")
        socket.close();
      }, parseInt(user.live.death_interval));
    };

    on("heartbeat", function(data) {
      if (suicide) return; // let death take me

      clearTimeout(death); // death averted
      log.debug("heartbeat: returned, death averted");

      setHeartbeat();
    });

I'm a bit worried, I think the other Julian might have tried coding his 3D printer with this. Bless him.

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: nigelb on December 13, 2013, 02:00:46 PM

Quote from: Léon The Professional on December 13, 2013, 05:18:19 AM

quite right - its just another day I will not panick buy 24 loafs of bread

 ;)

...but dont you know there's a famine coming.....and the shops are shut for a day.

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: therecklessengineer on December 13, 2013, 04:28:01 PM

Interesting. Also does geolocation. I'm getting a message in Chinese (IP puts me in Hong Kong currently)

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: julianf on December 13, 2013, 10:37:46 PM

...and adjusts the time accordingly, with UTC as a backup.

Someone had some time to kill! ; )

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: greasemonkey on December 14, 2013, 02:50:49 PM

What does geo location, and sets the time? I'm all of a cuffudle now. All I see is a big NO in the middle of the screen. ::)

Title: Re: Less is more
Post by: Rotary-Motion on December 14, 2013, 03:51:40 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNd2I85Qbo