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Title: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 03, 2013, 11:27:42 AM
hi guys

been chatting to sarah on a dating site (POF) you ever get the feeling something aint quite right?

take a look at the picture below and does anything jump out at you?

Hmmm?

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn192/Rotary-Motion/1c5wsygidrjovm2yfklxstqpt336983505_zpsba251066.jpg)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: BANDIT2 on September 03, 2013, 12:09:32 PM
She don't like cleaning much??
Someones already gave her a pearl neckless?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: julianf on September 03, 2013, 12:12:32 PM
I can't see a problem - she looks 'armless enough.

 : )
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 03, 2013, 01:15:42 PM
She don't like cleaning much??
Someones already gave her a pearl neckless?

your in the right area bandit! look very closly at the neck! big hands
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: greasemonkey on September 03, 2013, 03:50:33 PM
I'd agree her hand looks big, and her fingers look a bit short, compared with her thumb......?
Her neck looks to have the sort of lines around it that women get after a certain age.

I'd say she is quite short, and strong, looks as though she may have lost a fair bit of weight. Her shoulders are quite narrow.

Providing it is not a post op trannies dating site, I'd be inclined to say well built working woman.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: julianf on September 03, 2013, 04:03:52 PM
Youre talking about her hands?

All the while im wondering - what hand(S) - where the hell is her left hand?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: greasemonkey on September 03, 2013, 04:09:15 PM
Youre talking about her hands?

All the while im wondering - what hand(S) - where the hell is her left hand?

Holding the camera, outside the reflection of the mirror. It's her right hand missing,,,,isn't it? She's facing the mirror.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: julianf on September 03, 2013, 04:42:12 PM
Just looks like a stump to me.

Hip / shoulder ratio is entirely feminine.  I have no concerns for you in that area.


Which reminds me...

I was working at gay-pride in brighton once.  There was a character dressed as LauraCroft from tomb raider. 

I mentioned them to someone i was working with, and his reply -

"Yeah, she was well hot!"

I quizzed him a little further, and then watched his face fall as he eventually got it! ; )
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Oilybloke on September 03, 2013, 05:03:31 PM
That's my ex-wife!
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 03, 2013, 05:04:28 PM
Youre talking about her hands?

All the while im wondering - what hand(S) - where the hell is her left hand?

Holding the camera, outside the reflection of the mirror. It's her right hand missing,,,,isn't it? She's facing the mirror.

The photo has been taken from a slightly elevated position, whereas "her" hand is around waist height.
Looking at the lights in the door way it may have been taken at christmas.

Oh, and "she" may qualify to be one off Kieth's avatars.

Lets face it Paul, if you have reservations after seeing just one picture maybe "she's" not for you.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Keef on September 03, 2013, 05:06:28 PM
That's my ex-wife!

That's my current wife !
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 03, 2013, 05:39:51 PM
That's my ex-wife!

That's my current wife !

Hiding her left hand so you can't see the wedding ring ?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: BANDIT2 on September 03, 2013, 05:42:26 PM
Adams apple?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: julianf on September 03, 2013, 06:11:43 PM
Tell you what - if you fall in love with her, and live happily ever after, this thread would make an amusing dinner party tale...
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: K.H on September 03, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
I had heard you were not that picky? anything with a pulse i thought  ;D
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 03, 2013, 06:58:00 PM
I had heard you were not that picky? anything with a pulse i thought  ;D

I thought a pulse was optional.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 03, 2013, 08:29:25 PM
Adams apple?

yup she or he has one
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 03, 2013, 08:44:05 PM
Adams apple?

yup she or he has one

It's just shadows Paul, get in there mate,

just report back as to what's lower down, we could do with a laugh.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 03, 2013, 09:29:24 PM
gutted i was well up for it

(http://imageshack.us/a/img841/4676/u5hg.jpg)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: K.H on September 03, 2013, 09:51:50 PM
That's not a tranny, get in there for f***s sake, got to be worth meeting, you could always leg it
Anyway everyone knows tranny's look like James- pig ugly :)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 03, 2013, 09:55:43 PM
Is this what you meen Kieth

(http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg264/mark405td/Jim_zps10483cc5.jpg) (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/mark405td/media/Jim_zps10483cc5.jpg.html)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 03, 2013, 09:58:05 PM
gutted i was well up for it

(http://imageshack.us/a/img841/4676/u5hg.jpg)

Still not shower the left hand I see, there's more to this I know.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 12:31:14 AM
i dont get the left hand either?

very odd!
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 12:36:06 AM
whats the name of that film?

oh yes...

"The Crying Game"
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: thewormman on September 04, 2013, 09:17:17 AM
Bit of a manic stare, decent rack, looks like she has had kids but that door behind her is filthy so housework is not a priority :(

On the plus side means you should be able to walk in stinking of veg and not get a lecture though  ;)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 09:52:38 AM
keeps chickens too, not sure of the symbolic nature of that, maybe after going the full hog operation eggs are the icing on the cake...

 8)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: julianf on September 04, 2013, 10:02:38 AM
Keeping chickens means that she is down to earth, not afraid to get dirty, has an interest outside of the 9-5 grind, has interest in being a tiny bit self sufficient.

Id say that is a real positive for people of our persuasion.

What are you doing giving us all a running commentary anyhow?  You want to spend more time talking to her about her, and less time talking to us about her!

...as bad as pete! ; )

Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 10:18:25 AM
its a man i reckon...

already have a transsexual friend on my facebook very clever computer whizz and politcal activist and also before op played in doctor and the medics backing guitar...
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: greasemonkey on September 04, 2013, 05:25:50 PM
Its not a Bloke.......! Its nigh on impossible to tell anything from a photo, just get and meet up. If it turns she's not quite the man she used to be, then at least it hasn't cost you anything in diesel.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: K.H on September 04, 2013, 06:52:24 PM
WHS
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: willbuild on September 04, 2013, 09:21:46 PM
why not just ask him/her , but i fear that its a him.
was  using that site for about 3 years, met all sorts but never one like that. hands and adams apple is a give away.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rossey on September 04, 2013, 09:34:24 PM
I worked for a she that was a builder.
She still had her Adam's apple. It was the only woman I've known that swing a sledge hammer properly.

One of the brickies was chatting her up and she said when she was younger she used to wear hot pants on site, I nearly lost my my breakfast   :o
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rossey on September 04, 2013, 09:38:12 PM
Just shown the wife the pics and she knew my old boss, she is certain that Sarah is female.

Give her a call see if she has a husky voice  ;D
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Glycer-rides on September 04, 2013, 10:05:45 PM
gutted i was well up for it

(http://imageshack.us/a/img841/4676/u5hg.jpg)

WTF is she wearing, innit though?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 10:06:42 PM
Its not a Bloke.......! Its nigh on impossible to tell anything from a photo, just get and meet up. If it turns she's not quite the man she used to be, then at least it hasn't cost you anything in diesel.

yeah i guess fuel isnt a prob

 ;)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 10:10:08 PM
maybe i need to start a poll?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: K.H on September 04, 2013, 10:16:33 PM
Start your pole more like  :D
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: julianf on September 04, 2013, 10:20:18 PM
I did a google image search for images similar to -

(http://imageshack.us/a/img841/4676/u5hg.jpg)


I got this -


(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/303/4/e/skaven_warhammer_games_day_france_2012_by_alea006-d5jf67z.jpg)


; )
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 10:24:41 PM
(http://iwanticewater.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/shocked-smiley.gif)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 10:26:01 PM
thats it i had enough im going in with the big Q

 :o

were you a geezer or what

and are you full op or half lol

and ws your real name dil

 8)

Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 04, 2013, 10:42:28 PM
thats it i had enough im going in with the big Q

 :o

were you a geezer or what

and are you full op or half lol

and ws your real name dil

 8)

Subtlety, ever heard of that.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 10:43:04 PM
SCARY!

just watching rude tube and number 18 is couple had sex and hot girl says i used to be a man

muhahahahaha

how freaky is that

you couldnt make it up haaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaa
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 04, 2013, 10:43:40 PM
thats it i had enough im going in with the big Q

 :o

were you a geezer or what

and are you full op or half lol

and ws your real name dil

 8)

Subtlety, ever heard of that.

yeah i can do sweet talking

 ;D
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Tony on September 05, 2013, 09:42:56 AM
If she is a genuine lady you've just lost any chance!
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 05, 2013, 10:38:38 AM
i havent said anything, yet

 :)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: photoman290 on September 05, 2013, 11:04:01 AM
you might have lost any chance if you happen to have mentioned  your interest in biodiesel. i am sure she is talking about you on her forums as well.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 05, 2013, 11:23:59 AM
yeah i mentioned the ol veg scene before and just see the dust flicking up from the floor as they run off into the sunset lol...

what worries me is what forums  :o whats said is just sticks and stones...
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: greasemonkey on September 05, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
yeah i mentioned the ol veg scene before and just see the dust flicking up from the floor as they run off into the sunset


Ahhh, so that's where I'm going wrong. Biggest problem I've got is that without the veg oil, I've got little else to say..........
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Glycer-rides on September 05, 2013, 09:26:19 PM
yeah i mentioned the ol veg scene before and just see the dust flicking up from the floor as they run off into the sunset


Ahhh, so that's where I'm going wrong. Biggest problem I've got is that without the veg oil, I've got little else to say..........

No no and thrice No! Talking to women is where the all problems start.
Stay silent as much as is humanly possible - let your animal / primate magnatism do the talking.
If Clint did veg/bio he'd still need a shitty stick, I reckon?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 05, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
you maybe on to something there chap  ;)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Tony on September 05, 2013, 10:35:51 PM
“There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: greasemonkey on September 05, 2013, 10:37:36 PM
I've tried the "don't talk, look like an animal" bit. I just look like I'm plotting a massacre.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 06, 2013, 12:42:44 AM
“There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.” - Edgar Allan Poe

now that is some quote tony, thank you for the share...
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: therecklessengineer on September 06, 2013, 07:09:32 AM
That dress would suggest that she's a bit of a geek - of the comic book ilk perhaps, but a geek nonetheless.

The whole veg thing also is quite geeky.

You never know - it could work out! Take her out for a drink or many.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Keef on September 06, 2013, 09:06:14 AM
That dress would suggest that she's a bit of a geek - of the comic book ilk perhaps, but a geek nonetheless.

The whole veg thing also is quite geeky.

You never know - it could work out! Take her out for a drink or many.

Valid points, you may well have more in common than just your tackle!  ;)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: CHUNDER on September 08, 2013, 09:49:05 PM
Coward
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: julianf on September 08, 2013, 09:58:58 PM
RM,

What, exactly, is it that makes you think she is a man?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Julian on September 08, 2013, 10:05:32 PM
RM,

What, exactly, is it that makes you think she is a man?

I'll wager it's wishful thinking.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 09, 2013, 09:31:11 PM
big hands and an adams apple for one

but it gives me this itch for somereason i just cant scratch...
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Julian on September 09, 2013, 09:48:51 PM
big hands and an adams apple for one

That's three!
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: greasemonkey on September 09, 2013, 10:00:41 PM

but it gives me this itch for somereason i just cant scratch...

I got one of them. It's called ringworm, and it's all over my crotch.......
Can't scratch it, coz I know it'll make it worse.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 10, 2013, 05:32:20 AM

but it gives me this itch for somereason i just cant scratch...

I got one of them. It's called ringworm, and it's all over my crotch.......
Can't scratch it, coz I know it'll make it worse.

lets pluck that word out and check it out RING or WORM that is the question?

 8)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: willbuild on September 10, 2013, 01:55:11 PM
when are you going to ask her/him the truth. we are all waiting to find out. im out in spain at the mo and we are running a book. 5 think its a bloke 4 say woman 3 somewhere inbetween
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: knighty on September 10, 2013, 04:24:17 PM
man or not.... if sanding in front of a manky door and hiding your left hand is the best you can do... probably better off keeping away from her tbh

doesn't take a genius to think - that'd doors manky, I'll stand somewhere else

or finding a better way to hide your left hand (for whatever reason)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 10, 2013, 04:32:43 PM
man or not.... if sanding in front of a manky door and hiding your left hand is the best you can do... probably better off keeping away from her tbh

doesn't take a genius to think - that'd doors manky, I'll stand somewhere else

or finding a better way to hide your left hand (for whatever reason)

If that manky door is the cleanest part of the house you'll have no problems filtering in doors this year.
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: greasemonkey on September 10, 2013, 04:46:39 PM

but it gives me this itch for somereason i just cant scratch...

I got one of them. It's called ringworm, and it's all over my crotch.......
Can't scratch it, coz I know it'll make it worse.

lets pluck that word out and check it out RING or WORM that is the question?

 8)

All one word. Better than having it on me face..... :)
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Rotary-Motion on September 11, 2013, 05:41:43 AM
i havent spoken to shehe for a while now  so we just remain strangers in the night and i guess we'll never know...

Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: thewormman on September 11, 2013, 09:36:40 AM
I'm sorry but leaving it is no longer an option WE NEED TO KNOW

SHE or HE?
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: K.H on September 11, 2013, 06:01:50 PM
I'm sorry but leaving it is no longer an option WE NEED TO KNOW

SHE or HE?
Exactly, WE WANT TO KNOW!, some of us have money on this
Title: Re: My name is Sarah
Post by: Head Womble on September 11, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
I'm sorry but leaving it is no longer an option WE NEED TO KNOW

SHE or HE?
Exactly, WE WANT TO KNOW!, some of us have money on this

Keith's bet me your weeks wages, so yes, we NEED to know.