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Title: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: CHUNDER on June 10, 2013, 12:24:15 AM
Roast Womble on a bap.
Womble strogenogh
Womble cury
Brazed Womble
Marinaded raw Womble
Womble kebab
Womble sausage
Deep fried beadcrumed  Womble
Deep fried baterd Womble
Womble Schnitzle
Dried Womble Jerky strips
Womble soup

As a Womble is similar to a Porcus  the only inedible part will be its sqeek

I was going to offer Womble scatchings but instead I will be taking orders at the BBB for tanned Womble leather products.
The penis skin and the scrotum are spoken For. One for a very small coin purse for myself and the penis skin for a knife pouch for Jamesrl
Although he understands it may only be big enough for a very small penknife even if the skin is stretched by 400%.
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: Julian on June 10, 2013, 12:46:18 AM
Poetic justice ... I can provide some Womble soap for washing up.
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: Head Womble on June 10, 2013, 09:17:48 PM
How do you prefer your WOMBLE......................... ALIVE !!!

What ever Mrs Womble has told you, it's lies I tell you, it's all lies.
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: orange vito on June 10, 2013, 09:59:09 PM
wonder if apple sauce will go with womble on a bap????
Any chance you could send me womble meat some Chunder???? Cant make the BBB
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: Rotary-Motion on June 10, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
shaken not stirred miss money penny
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: K.H on June 10, 2013, 10:28:38 PM
Boiled in a large trumpet over a turk burner , that will or wont go out, depending on the result of Julian and Jims discussion ;D
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: greasemonkey on June 10, 2013, 10:38:57 PM
Boiled in a large trumpet over a turk burner , that will or wont go out, depending on the result of Julian and Jims discussion ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: Jamesrl on June 10, 2013, 10:57:00 PM
Boiled in a large trumpet over a turk burner , that will or wont go out, depending on the result of Julian and Jims discussion ;D

It'll NEVER go out I tellya, 'cause I know y'know, I could get the turk so hot we could vaporise the friggin' womble.
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: CHUNDER on June 11, 2013, 01:14:35 AM
We would have to skin it first or you wouldn't get the promised knife sheath
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: julesandtash on June 11, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
Womble sausages for Sunday Breakfast
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: CHUNDER on June 11, 2013, 03:42:09 PM
As it happens I'm sad to say I probably not going to be able to get to the BB on Saturday as due to a mix up in fight times my hitman from Germany wont be arriving at
Stanstead till 7pm on Saturday but I am assured by him that he will have the womble ready to cook as soon after his arrival as possible. We are  discussing the benefits
of skinning the womble while it is alive as that is his his preferred method . And I have had to promise him a Womble Schnitzel
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: Julian on June 11, 2013, 05:48:01 PM
I think we're going to need a contingency plan, should the Womble escape or survive, so the committee has formed an IVD group.

The group, headed by Jules, will be in charge of Improvised Vegoil Devices targeted at the Womble mobile.

If you are interested in designing IVDs please PM Jules, don't post on here ... we don't want Womble knowing too much.

PS Womble's trying to bribe me with 60 ltrs of oil, but I won't talk for any amount of oil.
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: Jamesrl on June 11, 2013, 06:55:28 PM

PS Womble's trying to bribe me with 60 ltrs of oil, but I won't talk for any amount of oil.

60ltr? is that all, bleeding tight wad.

I'd have taken it but had me fingers crossed behind me back, apart form that I tell lies.
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: K.H on June 11, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
Hes trying to tempt me with a pump  :)
Anyway i thought the answer was obvious
Q   How do you prefer your Womble
A   Extinct
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: CHUNDER on June 12, 2013, 05:13:39 PM
I have been told I was remiss and forgot to offer

Womble in black bean source served sizzling on a cast iron platter
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: Jamesrl on June 12, 2013, 06:50:03 PM
I have been told I was remiss and forgot to offer

Womble in black bean source served sizzling on a cast iron platter

I'll have it in a sweet and sour sauce with noodles please and of course sweet and sour Womble BALLS on a bed of egg fried rice.
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: CHUNDER on June 12, 2013, 10:44:48 PM
Your wish is my command my your Higjness
Title: Re: How do you prefer your WOMBLE
Post by: CHUNDER on June 20, 2013, 12:57:40 AM
the Womble sent a nice message to me he thinks this is all a good laugh HA! HA!
and heers me stroping up me Fileting knife